SPIKED PINK LEMONADE WAS THE ONLY THING ON THE AGENDA FOR THE DAY

AND MAYBE RANDY WAS A FEMINIST AFTER ALL, LINDA THOUGHT

WE SIT BECAUSE WE'RE TIRED OF BULLSHIT

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT TAKES AN ARMY OF WOMEN TO BRING ONE MAN OF POWER DOWN

WANTED TO BE HEARD IS NOT LADYLIKE, JAYNE THOUGHT, SO SHE KEPT HER KNEES CLOSED AND HER VOICE HIDDEN

(DETAIL) WANTED TO BE HEARD IS NOT LADYLIKE, JAYNE THOUGHT, SO SHE KEPT HER KNEES CLOSED AND HER VOICE HIDDEN

AFTER A FEW GIN AND TONICS, THE BAND NAME WAS OFFICIAL: GIRL GANG GARDEN GALS

DON'T CATCH ME

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT TAKES AN ARMY OF WOMEN TO BRING ONE MAN OF POWER DOWN

ANNE COULDN'T STAND THE WAY JOHN LOOKED AT HER, SO SHE SAT DOWN

JOAN WAS THE REAL CATCH OF THEM ALL

FINALLY, JEN HAD THE DAY TO HERSELF AND DAMMIT SHE USED EVERY MINUTE OF IT

AFTER A PITCHER OF MARGS AND A DISH OF GOSSIP, MARTHA AND JOANN HAD ENOUGH FOR THE DAY